May 4, 2012
GPOY

GPOY

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Filed under: chunky bieber 
December 28, 2011

WELL-PLAYED, DELTA

thedailywhat:

Time-Lapse Thing of the Day: A piece of luggage lined with six camera lenses takes a tour of life “beyond the black rubber flaps” on its way from Atlanta to New York aboard a Delta passenger plane.

[devour.]

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December 15, 2011
The Tangential Ruins Minneapolis: Introducing an Outsider to Fargo, My Home Town

“Later on the way home my guest wonders aloud what she will do with the enormous rump roast resting in her lap. I assure her that if there isn’t room in the two extra freezers in the garage we can simply pack it into a drift of snow in the back step.”


Too accurate.

thetangentialruinsminneapolis:

At Hector International Airport

“Hey, you made it! Welcome! Good flight? Here, I’ll help you out with those bags.”

“Thanks! I mean, are you sure? It looks like you’ve got limited arm movement in that coat…what’s that made out of anyway? How many layers are you wearing?” Guest glances…

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November 10, 2011
Presented without comment.

Presented without comment.

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October 31, 2011
thedailywhat: Obvious Conclusion of the Day: The rumors were true: $10 million, an E! television extravaganza, and 72 days later, Kim Kardashian has confirmed to Ryan Seacrest that she will file for divorce from husband Kris Humphries. Citing “irreconcilable differences,” Kim K has listed the date of separation as today, according to TMZ. The New York Post estimated that the Kardashian empire and wedding show producer Ryan Seacrest managed to rake in some $18 million from the short-lived matrimony. This is Kim’s second failed marriage — she was previously hitched to music producer Damon Thomas. Meanwhile, same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of blah blah blah. [@ryanseacrest / tmz.] Reblogged for last sentence; perfect summary.

thedailywhat:

Obvious Conclusion of the Day: The rumors were true: $10 million, an E! television extravaganza, and 72 days later, Kim Kardashian has confirmed to Ryan Seacrest that she will file for divorce from husband Kris Humphries.

Citing “irreconcilable differences,” Kim K has listed the date of separation as today, according to TMZ.

The New York Post estimated that the Kardashian empire and wedding show producer Ryan Seacrest managed to rake in some $18 million from the short-lived matrimony.

This is Kim’s second failed marriage — she was previously hitched to music producer Damon Thomas. Meanwhile, same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of blah blah blah.

[@ryanseacrest / tmz.]

Reblogged for last sentence; perfect summary.

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October 28, 2011
Close enough, Lamball.

Close enough, Lamball.

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Filed under: lamball BLL BFF 
October 16, 2011
Even Siri can tell I’m getting sick.

Even Siri can tell I’m getting sick.

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Filed under: siri iphone 4s sickly 
October 12, 2011
Withdrawals (Taken with Instagram at Dubrovnik Old Town)

Withdrawals (Taken with Instagram at Dubrovnik Old Town)

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September 11, 2011
The best Twins single-serve website takes a late-season turn for the bleak.

(Source: wintwins)

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September 11, 2011
On 9/11 I am

Flying SJC -> SLC -> FAR today.

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Filed under: 9/11 freedom to fly 
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